July 18–20, 2025
Schedule of Events
Friday
Camp set up after 5:00 pm
- Pool, hot tub, campfire, and karaoke
- Sorry, you’re on your own for food Friday night and Saturday morning.
- If you’re not able to bring food, there’s a food truck at Jax’s Place on Hwy 14 (Fridays only)
- My Sister’s Kitchen serves breakfast in Mazo daily
- Parking:
- Park on the side of the driveway (keep one tire on the pavement)
- You can also park on the road before the hill in either direction
- Please do NOT drive into the yard
Saturday
8:00 – 10:00 am
- Light breakfast / Coffee / Mimosas / Bloody Bar *
10:00 – 11:00 am
- Whatever we’re doing, we’re NOT running *
11:00 – 11:30 am
- Tubing bus arrives for loading
- We will leave NO LATER than 12:00 (sooner if fully loaded)
12:30 pm
- Start of float
- Feel free to grab a drink at the Tiki Bar (cash only, not included)
- Booze, beer, water, and snacks will be included along the way
- Final landing usually around 5:30 pm
Important Notes on Floating:
- The river is dangerous. If you cannot swim, consider staying back at camp—no judgment.
- Buddy system required: You don’t have to like your buddy, but they better not be dead or missing at the end.
- Everyone floating is expected to help navigate. This is not a lazy executive float.
- At the end of the float (when we’re all drunk and weak), you will need to kick hard to reach shore.
- The finish is at a public beach: clothes required.
- Exposed genitals + children = angry parents.
6:00 pm
- Estimated bus return to Mazo
6:30 pm
- Catered dinner: Qdoba (don’t get hangry if we don’t eat at exactly that time) *
7:30 pm
- Ceremonies *
8:30 pm
- Pool party
- Same activities that left us feeling like shit the night before — OR bedtime *
Sunday
8:00 – 10:00 am
- Light breakfast / Coffee / Mimosas / Bloody Bar *
10:00 am – 5:00 pm
- Hash Hangover Pool Party
- Includes lunch at 12:30, snacks, beverages *
Event Cost
- Full Weekend (Fri–Sun):
- $90 Early Bird (until 7/14)
- $100 Late (after 7/14)
- PayPal Credit Card Fee: $93.20 / $103.50
- Includes: Bus shuttle, tube, food, drinks, camping, sunburn, poison ivy rash
- No profit, just cost
- Shuttle Bus Full?
- You can still float, but must provide your own sober transportation
- Subtract $15 from event cost
- Traders charges $25 for the float, even without a rented tube
- Friday Night Only (No Float): $10 (includes food)
- Sunday Only: Free
Payment Info:
- PayPal: paypal@TrapperP
- Venmo: @dtrotterwrx
- Include your HASH NAME in comments if named
Additional Info
- Bus/Float holds 30 people – register early
- Events are weather dependent
- If the float is cancelled by Traders due to conditions, $40 refund for bus/float will be issued
Want to Help?
We could use help with:
- Planning
- Event set-up
- Work during the event
Reach out: dtrotterwrx@gmail.com
Location
Trapper and TCH’s place
5378 Reeve Rd.
Mazomanie, WI